I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Mothmatics
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Rowing Your Boat
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What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...