Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...