The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.