M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...