What’s the difference between Jesus and…
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Polish Medical Terminology
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
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Measure Intelligence
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Who is Drunk?????
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Safety tip
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The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...