What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...