Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...