Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...