Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...