Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...