Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...