Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...