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Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
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The math one-liners
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