Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!