Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...