Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...