Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam