Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...