3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...