A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...