The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...