Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....