Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...