Crossing
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Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
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What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...