Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...