New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...