If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...