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Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.