You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Drum joke Q & A
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At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
I was pushing it
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A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.