George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
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Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
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Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Solving Bat Problem
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A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
No Peer Pressure
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