If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...