Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...