Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...