Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...