Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...