Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...