Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...