After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...