A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!