dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...