Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...