Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...