Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...