Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...