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Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
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How are women like elevators?
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