Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...