Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
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Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
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My wife is pregnant
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Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
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He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...