Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!