Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...