Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...