Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...